Yes, it's late, but Art is hocking up bloody goo, so, deal! Romney gives his "Mormon" speech, Discussion abounds. Ron Paul not *actually* a spammer? The Obama Girl interviews the GOP candidates, which makes Art reconsider his stance on abortion.

An *ACTUAL* NEW SHOW! The boys explain their absence, and Art challenges Todd Cochrane to a throwdown. Disscussing podcastings new standards organization. Get vaporized from space! The Youtube GOP Debate debacle.

Finally, a new episode!! Arnie acts like a Republican on muni WiFi issue. 12 days of Christmas = $20k. Holy Cow, the Iraqi people love us! (Duh). Trent Lott is NOT gay. John McCain vs his mom...who's more senile? The boys discuss immigration WITHOUT FIGHTING.

It's Wednesday and we just don't care. The Kindle still sucks, Webpages get LOLcatted, Fred Thompson hates it when calls get dropped. Art never had a snow day. Huckabee draws even in Iowa. The People's Republic of San Francisco issues ID's to all comrades. Hail the Motherland!